you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I want a Frozen sequel where some evil sorcerer kidnaps Elsa and takes away her powers which causes her hair to turn dark brunette instead of white and when Anna and Kristoff burst in to save her Anna balks in horror for a split second and before she can stop herself says “Mom?!”